Rants
Semi Precious Weapons
It's A Small World Afterall
Where have all the hookers gone? To Providence, apparently.
Semi Precious Weapons
Flat-form
Ok, so is MTV a platform or not?
Swati
She's Got It
When it comes to using what you got to get what you want, women are good. So don't think you're safe, even if you are one.
La Bruja
Invisible Red-Neck
Wonder Woman has her Golden Lasso of truth, and Invisible La Bruja has her... super neck-smacking powers?
La Bruja
Bush Whacking
70% of the country might hate President Bush, but 100% of the remaining 30% of Americans still love him.
Haale
Mount Waste
When you have a mountain of empty water bottles in your living room, you can't say that you don't buy them once in a while.
Sasha Dobson
Chatty Crowds Blow
Hey audiences: shut up and listen to the music.
Haale
Karma Is The New Superstition
Karma is nothing but new-age superstition--not that there's anything wrong with that. We don't want to get bit in the ass by bad new-age superstition.
Haale
You Gotta Sell Things Man
Vacuum cleaners fucking suck today. Oh wait, that's what vacuums are supposed to do. Anyway, fuck you consumerism.
