Rants
Amanda Palmer
Trip to the ER
Should you find yourself in Ireland, take extra care of yourself to avoid this predicament.
Metric
Fear/Hatred for Airports
Maybe a nice, private jet will cure your animosity toward all things flight-related.
Gomez
Winter in America is Hell
If it's January, tour Australia rather than America.
Novel
Iconic Movie Remakes
There are some movies that should never be remade. They should be preserved in crystal and kept for eternity. So stop messing with Karate Kid or you will get crane kicked!
Blue Sky Law
Kicking Ass and Taking Names
So what if he finally released a new album? Axl Rose is going down next time these boys run across him.
Gliss
Never Been in a Fight
While being pacifists, there is someone in Texas that the band would surely love to beat down.
Thriving Ivory
Plenty of Asses to Kick
Burn the wrong musician, and you might just get your ass kicked.
Stars
Serial Mother
We take it he doesn't think Palin is exactly qualified to be vice president.
Amy Ray
Where Do I Start?
Record label dinosaurs need to go and so does the desperate person who thought to take a main source of income away from bands.
The Secret Machines
Bad Business
Brandon is simply exasperated by the whole music business, while Josh laments that it's tougher for bands to make a buck.