Shootyz Groove: Pussification of the Male
The pussification of the American male is an epidemic and a damn shame.
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Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
The Architects: Religious TMI
Some things are best left kept to oneself. For example, having a boil on your inner thigh or accepting Jesus as your personal savior. So unless you're the fucking dalai lama, leave The Architects out of your spiritual bullshit.
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Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players: Whole Farce
Whole Foods has finally become too big for its britches, but where else can I get my fat free, wheat free, egg free, dairy free Ginger Snap cookies?
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Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
The Age of Rockets: The Bible Bunch
Hey Bible Fuckers--find something better to do than fretting over gay marriage. Sorry to call you Bible fuckers, but if it's the Bible that's got your panties all bunched up about gay marriage, you had it coming.
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Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Krystle Warren: Tracy Chapman Asskick
Tracy Chapman better jump in her "Fast Car" and get the hell out of town. There is a new girl in town who is black with dreds. And guess what, her name isn't Tracy Chapman.
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Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Telenovela Star: Tom Cruise Needs A Kicking
If there's one thing that Brooke Shields and Telenovela Star have in common, it's probably that they both want to kick Tom Cruise. Then again, who doesn't?
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Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
