The Color Fred
The Color Fred
We Be Illin'
Sick, huh? Do you have an HMO? How about a PPO? No? Guess you're SOL.
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An Inconvenient Truth About Live Earth
You get the feeling people forgot the message of Live Earth when they started littering on their way out of Live Earth.
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Frontin'
Fronting your own band sucks, man. You get all the fame and attention, plus the chance to express yourself emotionally through song. Man, who wants that?
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Fred's Formative Years
If Fred were in Saved By the Bell, he'd have been the lead singer of the band that lost to Zack Attack at the Bayside Battle of the Bands.
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Dirty Bruce
Who did Bruce Springsteen listen to when he was making all his "dirty" records? No one. That's why he's the fucking Boss.
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WWJPD
What would Jesus do in a recording studio? He'd ask Jimmy Page.
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You Say Lemming Like It's a Bad Thing
Anything you can do, Fred can do, well, not necessarily better, but about average.
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Carjacking Part Deux
That's not a carjacking, Fred, that's just a hitchhiker with a "never say die" attitude.
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The Complete Idiot's Guide To Carjacking
Rule #1 for a successful carjack - Make sure you have a license. Rule #2 - Don't move next door to your victim.
