Semi Precious Weapons
Semi Precious Weapons
America The Not Beautiful
America, we're not gonna sugar coat this...Justin thinks you're ugly and fat.
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Who's The Douche?
If Bob Dylan can do a Victoria's Secret commercial, then Jessica Simpson can sell douche. So there.
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Push Push In The Bush
Justin is so over the Fuck Bush hoopla that he takes a whole new approach...a sexy one.
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Indentitty Crisis
Someone's a little unclear on the distinction between a nipple and a vagina.
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It's A Small World Afterall
Where have all the hookers gone? To Providence, apparently.
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Empty Circle
Semi Precious Weapons likes to come full circle with their music circle--from themselves to themselves.
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Singles Club
These days people want their food in 100 calorie packs and their music in hit singles.
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Distractions Rock
We think Justin's trying to tell us what distracts him, but we're too distracted by the 5 lb. rock on his finger to be sure.
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Stars and Stripes
Justin would not willingly serve in the military, but he would gladly don a red, white and blue bikini.
