Paul Thorn
Paul Thorn
Chicken Breath
An expert farmer must be well skilled at cattle wrangling, sheep sheering and most importantly poultry resuscitation.
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Cold Cocked
Paul is a tolerant man, but if you disrupt his performance, you’ll be subject to his Mississippi guns.
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Ramblin' Woman
The age-old ruse of feigning interest in often-incoherent feminine chatter is clearly universal, you just have to fake it well!
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Idle Wreck
Although American Idol cheapens the industry, Paul sympathizes for the Idols that were ostracized and buried.
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Paul Hendrix
If Paul's childhood sweetheart looked a little more familiar, perhaps she would have gotten a little more that evening than a walk down memory lane and a mind full of regret.
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Roller Devil
At the rink, Paul was introduced to the darkest, most demonically powerful being of the 80’s; He who doesn’t require money, fame or a credit card to ride his train.
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Fascinating Friends
It’s only a matter of time before reality television sinks to this level.
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Ageing & Raging
Picture Paul getting the crowd fired up about car payments, back problems and tomorrow’s carpool.