Kaki King
Kaki King
Jesus Crack Kills
Kaki carried a Little Red Book instead of a Bible, and listened to British music instead of hymns, yet she was considered the bizarre one.
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Last Douche Out The Door
Normal fans have healthy boundaries with an artist and are stoked for a casual encounter, but superfans are where it often gets hairy.
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The Most Sensible Rock N’ Roll Answer
Ladies, check it out, she’s totally down, take the chance and let her know how fuckin’ hard she rocks!
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Yellow Talking Dog Democrat
Oddly Kaki's Grandma impression is almost exactly identical to her Michael Jackson impression.
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Spud Sympathy
If only Kaki was sent to Galaxy High, with Doyle and Amy, then she’d be a true ’Teenager In Outer Space.’
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Guitar Hero Anxiety Attack
Virtual rocking becomes ultra complicated, especially if you can actually play.
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Anyone Else But You
Don’t fucking compare Kaki to Juno, Kaki has better taste in music and would never use a hamburger phone.
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You Tell Me That It's Evolution
Pack up your thick-framed glasses, your skinny-leg flood pants, your chuck taylors, your mullet headed pho-hawk, your headband, your moustache and your newsboy hat and get the fuck out of here.
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Indie Used To Mean Something
"Indie" is a difficult label to slap on these days; Kaki encourages us all to help redefine the word.
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Triumph Of The Trained
Kaki must admire Pac Man Champion Carlos Daniel Borrego Romero, who dedicated his life to a yellow circle chasing around dots, fruit and colored blobs.