Hymns
Hymns
The Award For Best City Goes To...
Chicago might have the most appreciative fans, but when it comes to touring, nothing beats Texas for its rich history, diverse population, and abundance of Chilis restaurants.
Hymns
Sure Beats Your Parents' Basement
One time our friend went to a concert at Irving Plaza, met a girl, and woke up the next morning in a bathtub without his kidney. What's the point of all of this? Nothing, but Hymns sure like playing there.
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Pounding the Pavement
If men could have babies, and Neil Young and Pavement decided to procreate together in a totally hetero way, the product would be Hymns.
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Too Nice For Their Own Good?
Hymns are still waiting for all of that good karma they've accrued by being nice guys to kick in.
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Fez Has It Coming To Him
The foreign guy from That 70's Show had best watch his ass, he's on top of Hymns' hitlist. Truth be told, we'd rather kick the tall guy with the husky voice and long red hair's ass. Wait, that was a chick? No way!
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Much Love for Self Love
Screw the Bible. Heed the words of Hymns and go to town on yourself tonight.
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My Super Sweet MTV
Saying that you watch MTV for the music is like saying you read Playboy for the articles.
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Boo Politics, Yay Conspiracies
Some bands like to wear baseball caps or sombreros. Hymns prefer matching tin foil hats.
Hymns
Chicks Dig Superpowers
Take it from Hymns - the real way to bag a classy lady is to have a cool superpower, like telepathy, or the ability to shoot chloroform from your fingertips.
