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Guiltless Pleasures
At one point they may have been bashful, but these guys now proudly display their love of GnR.
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Journey Together
"Separate Ways" gets these guys pumped before a show. Masturbation also works.
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Disposable Art
People aren't listening to music the same way they used to, nor do they value it as much. That makes us kind of blue.
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Health Conscious
Do acid, blast music and beat each other up.
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Good Health Cures Cancer
All it takes is having heart like Rocky, some scientific knowledge and knowing how to rock.
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Good Xiu Xiu
New music abounds on the internet, but nothing beats discovering them in person. Also, bands should decide on names easier to pronounce. You're ruining our street cred, Xiu Xiu!
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21st Century Tools
In a world with MySpace and music blogs, it's even more important to make good music to separate yourself from the pack.
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They Will Rock You
The ultimate revenge is a stadium full of jocks singing along to your music. Too bad they're currently stuck singing along to a convicted child abuser.
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Show Them the Money
They make weird music. They're broke. Should the suits tell them to jump, they'll ask where to sign.