Ben Taylor
Ben Taylor
Songwriting Virginity
Peaking with your first song as a musician is like losing your virginity to Monica Bellucci.
Ben Taylor
Famous Friends
Your crazy old uncle, wreaking of bourbon and hitting on girls half his age? Oh, that's just Sean Connery.
Ben Taylor
Canadian Health Care
Ben thought he said "ten dollar knee surgery," but that's just Canadian for flapjacks and maple syrup.
Ben Taylor
Sex Talk With Mom
There's fame and glamor and then there's going on The Howard Stern Show multiple times with your mom and being comfortable with it.
Ben Taylor
Everything Is Indie
The purest part of "indie" might be ownership but that bicep tattoo is a close second.
Ben Taylor
MySpace Girls
Ben Taylor is his own MySpace administrator. John McCain does not know what MySpace is.
Ben Taylor
Kung Folk
Kung Fu + Folk Music = Kung Folk. Please add mathematician to that resume.
Ben Taylor
NYC Debauchery
Though no stranger to reckless debauchery, Taylor prefers to keep it real easy and exquisite in the city's finest Argentinian establishment.
Ben Taylor
Pre-Show Rituals
Inviting spirits to a concert might very well result in a first row consisting of Sonny Bono, Napoleon Bonaparte and Norma Jean herself.