Take it from us, the best time to ask someone their views on politics is when said person is chomping down on a pork chop. (1:05)

Mad props to "Bus Driver," not just for his music, but for having the balls to name himself "Bus Driver." (1:27)

Sometimes a high-profile name can get you booked to play fashionable affairs, regardless of whether or not you actually have talent. We call this phenomena "Nickelback." (00:33)

Is it just me, or does this clip remind anyone else of a 1980's Judge Reinhold anti-drug PSA? (00:28)

"Remember that show I wish I had played at that place that doesn't exist anymore?" "Yeah man, that was awesome." (00:47)

Back in the day, illegal drugs were all the rage. Nowadays, we've wised up and abuse only much safer, prescription drugs. (1:22)

Our resident "dutiful dandy-est" challenges our loyal website viewers to showcase their artistry and respond (perhaps with a definition of just what the hell a "dutiful dandy-est" is). (00:42)

Ah, the underground-awkward-dance-jazz-orchestral-string British-rave phenomenon of '92, I think we all remember that quite fondly. (1:15)

Remember, guns don't kill people, people who lose to you in Street Fighter 2 kill people (with guns). (1:07)

Daedelus hopes to makes several hundred records filled with exciting rhythms, exotic sounds, and maybe one or two digital farts. (00:51)