I Am The Avalanche

I Am The Avalanche
The Sweetest Thing

If you happen to see a beer drenched guy jumping up and down while singing at the top of his lungs, he's either an Avalanche fan, or our lovable yet troubled Uncle Karl.

I Am The Avalanche
British Radio

Apparently since losing the Revolutionary War, the British have spent all their free time listening to good music instead of plotting their revenge.

I Am The Avalanche
What Do You Mean "Song Dynamics?"

Note to producers: mixing a record doesn't mean turning up every single instrument to its max volume. Assholes.

I Am The Avalanche
Crank

While "Where is my toothpaste? Why can't I find it" aren't the most clever or introspective of lyrics, they do make for a fine sing-along.

I Am The Avalanche
No Sure Thing

Once you sign that major label deal, you might start having delusions of becoming the next Michael Jackson, but odds are you're just the next Tito Jackson.