Swati
Swati
Bush Talk Pretty One Day
Swati has nothing but the highest hopes and aspirations for Bush's post-presidential career. Without his finger on the button, his antics could be damn near hilarious.
Swati
Selling In
An artist putting their song in a commercial may appear to be selling out, but they could actually be selling in--right into the iTunes Popular Downloads category.
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Our Kind Of Girl
Swati describes her ideal porn flick, in which a fucked-up Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie go at it. May we just add, "hell yeah!"
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Downward Spiral
The road from the pedestal to the toilet is shorter than you might think.
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A.D.D. It Up
When it comes to the problem of distraction, A.D.D.'s not helping anything.
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Boggety Bum Bum Bum
Swati is one crazy motherfucker and if you don't believe us, ask her about Boggety Bum Bum Bum.
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Run Around
The issue of gay marriage is such a ridiculous "issue" that we're running out of things to say about what other people say about it.
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Free Music Is Better (for some)
Ain't no record companies gonna buy the cow when the internet's giving out the milk for free. So what we're saying is, the internet's a floozy.
