The Age of Rockets
The Age of Rockets
President Lucifer
Things heat up fast when you speak of the Devil. See for yourself...
The Age of Rockets
Mean Girls 2
If you think Lindsay Lohan and those other bitches from Mean Girls were cliquey, you haven't tried to hang around with The Age of Rockets and all their musician friends.
The Age of Rockets
These Bands Rule
Andrew from The Age of Rockets gushes about a few of his favorite bands like the proud parent of the turkey in a Thanksgiving Day play.
The Age of Rockets
Metaphors, Man
Age ain't nothin but a number and "fan" ain't nothin' but a label. No need to drain your dating pool based on labels (just be legal please).
The Age of Rockets
Gag Hag
If the very thought of your boyfriend's music causes you to dry heave, your relationship may be doomed.
The Age of Rockets
Ben Dover
Oh I'm sorry, you must have mistaken Andrew for his buddy Ben Dover. But go ahead and steal any Age of Rockets song you'd like and if you need help, just ask Ben. While you're at it, feel free to fuck his sister.
The Age of Rockets
Man In Black
In the event of an alien invasion, Andrew will gladly succumb to a draft, but he doubts that will ever happen. Yeah, that's what Will Smith thought.
The Age of Rockets
Andrew, Hef and Lady Luck
Andrew shows off his true genius in the art of being chock full o' horse shit.
The Age of Rockets
Waffles With The Stars
Doesn't matter who you are--if you ever see a sign for Waffle House, pull the fuck over. Because that shit will fuck you up. In a good way.
