Stars

Stars: Jingle Jams (1:03 )

Torquil and Evan bring you the best Canadian jingles live!

Stars: Reuse Everything, Even Drugs (00:44)

Stars offer their best money-saving tips.

Stars: Open Ass Kick (00:26 )

Watch out. Torquil is gonna kick your ass Larry David style. And that means thoroughly.

Stars: Sad Robot Style (00:23 )

Hey, it's what he wanted to be.

Stars: Serial Mother (1:25 )

We take it he doesn't think Palin is exactly qualified to be vice president.

Stars: Just Puked in My Mouth a Little (1:06)

Torquil has imagined many scenarios of how it would go down if he kicked it with Bush.

Stars: Canada Represent (1:09 )

Stars are unashamed of their country's musical peers. Also, that couch just made laundry money.

Stars: Debating Love (00:30 )

Obama will do, but the bigger question is does McCain even have a heart?

Stars: No Change Needed (00:50 )

The band has a couple pre-show rituals that are actually regular life rituals as well.

Stars: Tough Guy (00:26 )

There's no better way to gain a reputation as a badass than to punk out Queens of the Stone Age singer Josh Homme.

Stars: Could Be Worse (00:34)

Sure, they've had some bad jobs, but look on the bright side!

Stars: Halcyon Days (00:29 )

Torquil says the Bush days are nothing compared to what's coming next. Yikes.

Stars: Baseball Beefcakes (00:52 )

The players these days are just kind of lame, for a variety of reasons.

Stars: Own Opinion (00:44 )

There's always a blog out there to tell you what to think of a new record, which is not how it used to be.

Stars: Fan Favorites (00:35 )

Fans favor some of Stars' older work, which gives the band a chance to revisit past styles.