Ex-Lion Tamer
Ex-Lion Tamer: Beam Me Up Haggai (00:41)
Spider Man didn't immediately comprehend the intensity of his super-powers, he explored & nurtured his gift. Haggai is no super hero.
Ex-Lion Tamer: We've Got Bush (00:22)
Ex-Lion Tamer, for the record, are serious fans of this nation's glorious leader.
Ex-Lion Tamer: Irrelevant Dating (00:20)
If Ex-Lion Tamer has fans, they'll date them - as long as they look good. Or maybe if they're dressed up for a "Furries" convention.
Ex-Lion Tamer: Sexy McFly (00:16)
Who could blame Ex-Lion Tamer for choosing Michael J. Fox for their porn fantasy? His roles as a young republican, an insecure time traveler or an inbred wolf child could get anyone hot.
Assaf proclaims, we must abandon immigration and promote a blending of nations - giving a shout out to Vikings, the true settlers.
Ex-Lion Tamer: Biz-Natch (00:19)
Calling all cunning linguists: quit using cheeky little words like "biz" instead of "business"... you're annoying the fuck out of Ex-Lion Tamer.
Ex-Lion Tamer are a lemonade out of lemons bunch. They see dating someone who hates your music as a great tool for avoiding the self wanking road.
Zoe points out that what is often perceived as censorship, is also a form of morality.
Ex-Lion Tamer: No Class (00:16)
Haggai admits to dating inanimate objects, and Zoe tries to get a word in.
G.G. Allen's got nothin' on us - sadomasochists are always welcome at Ex-Lion Tamer gigs.
Ex-Lion Tamer: Rise Up (00:30)
Haggai describes the omnipotence of wealthy America swallowing all who attempt to rock the system.
Ex-Lion Tamer: Stop, Drop & Roll (00:15)
Stroking yourself while embracing a stuffed bear and setting yourself on fire can start a revolution.