Santa is relieved of his duties at the Molina household, but works a double shift at her mother's.

She'll make dinner if you're lucky, but her mother and daughter are the only ones getting presents.

She and her sister jammed out as kids, but Juana didn't get around to actually recording until she was 17 years old.

She still has crappy shows, but Juana learned early on to ingore bad crowds and rock out as if it were her best performance ever.

Otherwise someone will discover those terrible music files you recorded after you're gone and laugh and laugh and laugh.

She doesn't want to wade through all the admin, but the site is still a great place to discover music.

Guilt is one hell of an emotion, and really interferes with Juana's productivity.

Juana once enjoyed watching football (and we're pretty sure she means soccer), but gave up after missing all the clutch moments.

She'd swap lives with someone really wholesome or a loony murderer. Just promise us it's only for a day, Juana. OK?

People like to treat service workers poorly, but Juana wasn't having it. We'll cheers to that.