Plug the kid's ears as Krystle Warren uses the F word the C word and a fuckin' shit load of other off color words. Will Shortz just had a heart attack.
Hate what I've made then love me so hard. Krystle Warren finds something deeply sexual in someone absolutely hating her music. We hate it Krystle...just kidding.
Krystle Warren takes a good shot at defining the movement of popular music. ABBA and A-HA don't fare well in the final analysis and Krystle is only on the A's!
Krystle Warren has her favorite and her most intriguing venues within two blocks of each other. Krystle is accepting offers to go to a show at the Bowery Ballroom. She hasn't been.
Krystle Warren and her crew really know how to party. If the midgets aren't stripping, someone else is engineering a fictitious rave, and others are not continuing continuances. Drop out. Tune in.