Just get a hybrid and head down to the local drag.

To temporarily solve the oil shortage, simply do away with LA and drill in those hills.

They're not particularly guilty about their pleasures, but we'll still keep it a secret. On the internet.

Guitar Hero not only encourages maximum entertainment, but wrist problems as well.

They call it socialist so people will shun it, but the people of France and Canada seem to be healthy and happy.

The current health care system cares for you only when you're really down and out. Prevention is a dirty word.

If you don't know what a kaffiyeh is, you shouldn't be wearing it.

They don't use MySpace much, but Ambulance LTD know it's good for finding chicks.

All you indie kids needs to eat a cheeseburger. Fette Sau is not just a place to get good bourbon.

Sure, retail jobs suck, but helping children? We shudder to think.