Ambulance LTD
Ambulance LTD
Want to Race George Clooney?
Just get a hybrid and head down to the local drag.
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There's Oil in Them Hills
To temporarily solve the oil shortage, simply do away with LA and drill in those hills.
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We Won't Tell Anyone
They're not particularly guilty about their pleasures, but we'll still keep it a secret. On the internet.
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Danger! Video Games!
Guitar Hero not only encourages maximum entertainment, but wrist problems as well.
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Health Care Semantics
They call it socialist so people will shun it, but the people of France and Canada seem to be healthy and happy.
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Sickos
The current health care system cares for you only when you're really down and out. Prevention is a dirty word.
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Don't Rock the Casbah
If you don't know what a kaffiyeh is, you shouldn't be wearing it.
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My Sometimes Space
They don't use MySpace much, but Ambulance LTD know it's good for finding chicks.
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Get Your Weight Up, Son
All you indie kids needs to eat a cheeseburger. Fette Sau is not just a place to get good bourbon.
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Work Steady
Sure, retail jobs suck, but helping children? We shudder to think.