Ambulance LTD

Ambulance LTD: Major Label Loss (1:03)

Record labels are scrambling to boost income. Unless you're Nickelback or Robbie Williams.  

Ambulance LTD: Don't Rock the Casbah (00:24 )

If you don't know what a kaffiyeh is, you shouldn't be wearing it.

Ambulance LTD: MySpace Fuel (00:43)

Gas prices are simply too expensive to tour, so Amublance LTD is looking to MySpace for suggestions.

Ambulance LTD: Danger! Video Games! (00:43 )

Guitar Hero not only encourages maximum entertainment, but wrist problems as well.

Ambulance LTD: Want to Race George Clooney? (2:04)

Just get a hybrid and head down to the local drag.

Ambulance LTD: Work Steady (00:30 )

Sure, retail jobs suck, but helping children? We shudder to think.

Ambulance LTD: Get Your Weight Up, Son (00:46 )

All you indie kids needs to eat a cheeseburger. Fette Sau is not just a place to get good bourbon.

Ambulance LTD: Sickos (00:41 )

The current health care system cares for you only when you're really down and out. Prevention is a dirty word.

Ambulance LTD: My Sometimes Space (00:26 )

They don't use MySpace much, but Ambulance LTD know it's good for finding chicks.

Ambulance LTD: We Won't Tell Anyone (00:37)

They're not particularly guilty about their pleasures, but we'll still keep it a secret. On the internet.

Ambulance LTD: Health Care Semantics (00:35 )

They call it socialist so people will shun it, but the people of France and Canada seem to be healthy and happy.

Ambulance LTD: There's Oil in Them Hills (00:37 )

To temporarily solve the oil shortage, simply do away with LA and drill in those hills.