Abe Vigoda
Abe Vigoda
Tropical/Punk/Whatever
There are more than 180 billion cells in the brain and seemingly millions of bands these days, so it only makes sense that people want to organize bands into certain genres. But still, labels suck.
Abe Vigoda
Slacker Superpower
Flying is cool but there shouldn't be any work involved. Now floating, that's where it's at.
Abe Vigoda
Bookworms
Admit it. If you've ever set foot in a basement, the sight of a silverfish sent you running right back up the stairs.
Abe Vigoda
MySpac3 is 4 R3al PunX
Everyone has a (grammatically incorrect) voice on MySpace. Even the poor-spelling robots.
Abe Vigoda
Nifty Networking
What do you know? MySpace is good for something other than stalking ex-girlfriends.
Abe Vigoda
All Symptoms Go
It's true. Online medical advice only leads to two conclusions: schizophrenia or HIV.
Abe Vigoda
Paradise City
It's unfair to lump all LA bands together because, let's be honest, not everyone can do the Axl dance as well as they think.
Abe Vigoda
Musical Chairs
Diversity is key in bands. Someone could get sick or throw a hissy fit just like (name that rock star we don't want to talk smack about here).
Abe Vigoda
No Indie Bullshit
Do it yourself and don't compromise. Go Cubs!
Abe Vigoda
Soccer Mom Dad
Dad's advice: don't rock Pittsburgh Pirates fitteds and take it easy.