Hello Tokyo
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We Call Them "Fans"
This faux modesty has to stop, guys. All of your mothers LOVE the music you make.
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Kindness for W.
You want to smoke out George W. Bush? Let's not pretend the most powerful man in the world doesn't bathe in grade-A yayo and sleep on pillows of Kush.
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Every Artist, Every Genre
This list of dream contributors sounds curiously like a car accident between the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the features on the last Timbaland album.
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City Roll Call
Because they're sticklers for rules, they could not list Tokyo among their favorite cities because it officially ceased to exist on July 1, 1943, when it became a 23-part "metropolitan prefecture." Seriously.
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Al Gore's Soldiers
This is like an episode of Hannity & Colmes but with beer and beards. Oh, and legitimate opinions.
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Guitar Guitar Revolution
Some people have talent and some people do not. Those without it resort to video games. Can I live?
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European Communist Health Care
Germans may get all haughty about their free health insurance and university education but where is their pizza tracker, huh? Didn't think so.
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Indie Cred
The line between "indie music" and "mainstream pop" might be blurred, but double-fisting a coffee and a beer is undeniably punk as fuck.
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Internet Celebrity Overnight
The internet is changing music and not always for the better. Just kidding, we love Clap Your Hands Say Black Kids!
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Too Many Bands to Count
If the internet is a cornucopia of bands, Hello Tokyo wants to set your Thanksgiving table.