Kaiser Cartel
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Petting Bears To Achieve Maximum Overdrive
KaiserCartel's nuttiest story on tour? Maximum Overdrive, a giant dog, attacks Bill the Hippo and our favorite duo gets invited to a bear petting zoo. Yes folks, they exist.
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Playing Guitar at Random
Barefooted Ron Strickler and KaiserCartel jam out enough to get a $5 tip from a 75 year old fan wielding buffalo beef jerky. Now we at UI are "stricklers" with printing the proper musician names...so is it Strykert, Strickland or Strickler? Let us know, please.
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Making American Royalty
Hmmm, Barack then Hillary. Hillary then Barack. The makings of U.S. royalty.
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Censorship Isn't Completely Horrible
Do a 3rd graders really know what lady lumps are? Artist, maybe you better think about that. KaiserCartel point out that responsibility for your art isn't necessarily censorship.
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Weird Throat Shit
Check it out guys some band that was once called Bedroom Walls and now well, isn't, came up with a new vocal method! Just remember to make it work you need 2 laminates. The duck in the background won't fly.
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I Love My Dog
Imagine you're in the mind of a dog. What's not to like about Ivan? He's a Dog Star.
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Ivan the Duck
KaiserCartel adopt a new pet duck named Ivan. Oh no, will their doggy get jealous?
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Time to Get It Right
Why is the world still talking about whether educators should merit pay? KaiserCartel are both educators and care about today's youth.
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What the Hell Is a Chipmunk?
Huh? Who would do their voices if they are running around in the park?
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The Education System Is Still Broken
If we are going to make sure each kid gets a proper education, then we need to make the proper changes. Ross Perot get your ass up here for a deserved spanking.