The Presets

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The Presets: Entrée & Excrete (1:55 )

Apparently in the international toilet-flushing race, American technology is lagging these days.

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The Presets: Issues With Assholes (1:51 )

'We came, we saw, we kicked its ass,' or should we say arse.

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The Presets: Quarter Of Crap (01:35 )

‘Sup ya’ll dissin’ on late?

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The Presets: Poop Out The Jams (01:02 )

Unlike Homer Simpson, a simple fried pastry cannot deter The Presets’s immense drive to create.

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The Presets: Ballet Ballers (01:14)

Australian football does sound rugged: no protection, short-shorts, and ballerina like moves.

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The Presets: A Kick Not A Squeeze (00:29 )

The urge for a foot-to-butt connection constantly provokes Kim when he watches squishy buns roll by.

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The Presets: Charred Willies (01:12 )

Between teeth brandishing vixens and sunburned penises, San Francisco seems like the ideal place to party.

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The Presets: Paltrow's Protein Shake (01:11 )

A frothy and gooey grande splooge latte, with the extreme power of jizz might be the next big morning beverage craze.

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The Presets: Penicillin on Wax (00:26)

Julian boldly draws inspiration from Tim Dog, the credited O.G. instigator of the East versus West coast hip-hop feud. 

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The Presets: American Fans Are A Loyal Brigade (00:42 )

Appreciative American audiences are a treasured shift from agro Australians and the inebriated English.

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The Presets: No Weights Or Anal Toots (00:58 )

 

The Presets refer to an old myth that Stevie Nicks' resorted to anal coke ingestion since her nasal passages were no longer working.  Even Stevie herself denies this one, but  The Presets' recount is worth the listen.

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The Presets: Nasal Ejaculation (01:16 )

Julian has good reason to cower away from Kim’s frightening faucet of deadly nasal discharge.

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The Presets: Bra Snapping Giddiness (00:31 )

Good news, if The Presets abuse you physically, it just means that they like you. 

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The Presets: Hello, Is It Guilt You’re Looking For (00:37 )

While Kim deals with the consequences of speaking his mind, Julian is busy ‘Dancing On The Ceiling.’

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The Presets: Most Non-Indietronica (00:49 )

The Presets explain their current semi-indie stature as of late.