Keith and Chris must've been cut from the same mold as Crosby Stills & Nash.  (The awesomeness mold!)

Naturally, a welder's mask would've been the right choice a few months ago, but now that the new Batman movie is out, you guys may want to rethink your costume choice. 

How is Lenny Kravitz constantly two steps -- or two months -- ahead of Chris and Keith?!?  Though, I suppose redefining a genre is predicated on doing it before anyone else...

Creative acts do as well apparently.  Chris and Keith, meet Gilbert and George.  Now let's make some videos! 

It's always that last drink that pushes you over the edge, so why is it that it's always so appealing at the time?

Rex Harrison is to Art Brut as Emerson Lake & Palmer is to We Are Scientists.  

Karma and Lenny?  Well, they're like this (cross your fingers).  But Chris and Keith are still waiting for his personal Armageddon to come around someday. 

Ask anyone who's ever interned at a record label.  There are only limits if you let them be imposed on you.  How do you think I started my massive CD collection? 

Or possibly even a wildebeest.  So now this begs the question: Which came first?  The wildebeest or the egg?  Ah, a paradox that only We Are Scientists could answer. 

A virtue that Keith apparently hasn't mastered yet.  But he's definitely working on it!