Architects
Architects
Sucker For Sucking
Who wouldn't bang Steven Tyler? He's got that chiseled face, he's a survivor and that mouth of his could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Architects
Hell's Devils
The Architects share a beautiful moment that now holds in Hell's Angel's history. Except they weren't even real Hell's Angels, they were called "Foxtrotters" or some shit. Pussies.
Architects
Jive With Clive
Hey Clive! Clive, over here! Love what you've done with Kelly Clarkson! And nice job advising Johnny Cash not to record live at Folsom State Prison! Oh, and blow me!
Architects
Joking With Joey Ramone
Joey Ramone makes a few little boys dreams come true by being one of the coolest rock stars ever to roam the planet while simultaneously being more awkward at Lollapalooza than your dad would have been.
Architects
A Hot Minute
In one hot minute of being signed with RCA Records, The Architects (their old band, anyway) attend a Grammy party and discover that Elvis Costello is like 5'3 and has a 7 foot daughter.
Architects
Mixing Burdens
You don't shit where you eat, you don't cook where you sleep and you don't date your fans.
Architects
Triple X-Files
Special Agent Dana Scully would be the ultimate porn co-star. One minute you'd be conspiracy theorizing, the next minute some weird ass music is playing and you're titty-fucking an alien.
Architects
Paying For It
Here's a word of advice: Don't date a fan. If you need it that bad, get a prostitute.
Architects
Boom Crack
Boom. Crack. Boomcrack. Boom, Crack. Boomcrack. Dick It Dick It, Diggity, Boom Crack.
