Take it from 2 Foot Yard - you can't download a journey. Excursions, however, will be available on iTunes this fall. (00:56)

Bashing George Bush in Texas is about a good idea as going to Green Bay and urinating on Brett Favre's house. (1:15)

Of the ways to seriously piss off MeShell NdegeOcello, screaming "don't hate me cause I'm white" in the middle of her concert is probably near the top of the list. (1:08)

Would you believe that Cannibal Corpse and the Trans Siberian Orchestra are separated by only 3 degrees of Myspace??? (00:42)

Believe it or not, not all strippers are hip, young, well-adjusted college grads living rich, sexy lifestyles. We call these unglamorous strippers "the ones I frequent." (1:03)

When Willy Nelson asks you to come on stage and perform with him, you say yes. When he asks you to do his taxes for him, you kindly decline. (00:53)

Apparently Easter Island shares some of the weird time oddities of the mysterious time-bending island on Lost. (1:02)

If you've ever wanted to hear someone talk for 45 seconds about how great Amsterdam is without once mentioning the red light district, well this clip is for you, weirdo. (00:45)

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover, especially when that book happens to be haphazardly holding a guitar while wearing a teeny G-string. (00:47)

A band's synergy and cohesion can tell you a lot about a band without saying a single word. Like for instance, I just KNOW that Nickelback sucks, no one had to tell me. (00:58)