Screw caribou.  Back in the day, real men ate...real men actually.  True story.  Apparently it's in some book. 

The fastest way to end a recording session is to give the guys some internet access and some hard liquor. 

So much music, so little time.  The life of a DJ is hard work.  Anyone need an internship?

Celebrity endorsements are always nice to give your campaign a boost -- or a karate chop to the head!  If Chuck Norris says vote, then you'd better vote his way. 

Okay, so Bell Biv Devoe may have stolen your beat, but whose band is still around and on Uncensored Interview?  That's right!  Yours, Matthew. 

Woody may not have gotten his point across, but there are those of us who don't even know how to say "shelf" in French. 

This is probably not the only group of guys who are secretly awaiting some random female to flash them.  Just get the DVDs and safe yourself a lot of waiting.

Sorry, Huey Lewis.  When Matthew is wrong about someone, he's man enough to admit it and give credit where credit it due. 

It's the French way of working out.  Give it a try!

The internet has taken the effort out of many things, including music.