Teitur

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Teitur: America - Hell Yeah! (00:49)

Our dollar may be virtually worthless, but at least Americans still know how to have a good time at a show.

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Teitur: Gotta Pay The Bills (1:18)

Advantage of selling your song to a commercial - money to pay the bills this month. Disadvantage - someone always screaming "Play the Volkswagon song!" at all of your concerts.
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Teitur: Red, White, and Blue Balls (00:55)

What does this fine country of ours need most? A new President? Cheaper oil? Stronger economy? How about just a reacharound?

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Teitur: Paws For Concern (00:30)

Teitur fans in Holland are a bunch of animals. Literally.

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Teitur: Lassen's Crew (00:30)

Teitur doesn't like to name drop, but he's got international artists like Ane Brun and Tobias Froberg on speed dial.
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Teitur: Euro-Bama (00:55)

Good news Barack - Europe has decided to support you, which should really help you in November with its zero electoral college votes.

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Teitur: Touring Machine (00:25)

250 shows a YEAR??? For 3 straight years?? Geez, Lindsay Lohan's had more days sober than Teitur's had days off.

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Teitur: Birth Of A Song (00:37)

Songwriting comes from a place deep within, man, a place you just wouldn't understand.
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Teitur: Faroe Islands Dance Party (00:36)

How do you deal with being a little-known, sparsely populated, autonomous Nordic province in the Norwegian Sea? You throw killer dance parties.
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Teitur: Indie Rubbish (00:37)

Unbeknownst to Teitur, not only does "indie" mean something else nowadays, so does "giving it to the big man."
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Teitur: Major Problems (00:37)

Teitur's dark past included a stint with Universal Records, who were upset with the fact that he wasn't the next Eminem.
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Teitur: What's The Deal With The Deal? (00:48)

Attention all aspiring artists - PLEASE WATCH THIS CLIP before even thinking about blindly signing a major label record deal.
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Teitur: The Bottled Water Ruse (1:17)

They've already got you paying for the most abundant, free resource on Earth, so what's next, Bottled Air???

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Teitur: No Sleep Till Brooklyn (00:41)

Take it from a man who's lived his whole life on a tiny island - Brooklyn is where it's at.

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Teitur: Video Game Shredder (00:49)

Did you ever think we'd see the day where kids fight over who's the better fake guitarist?