Teitur
Teitur: America - Hell Yeah! (00:49)
Our dollar may be virtually worthless, but at least Americans still know how to have a good time at a show.
Teitur: Gotta Pay The Bills (1:18)
Advantage of selling your song to a commercial - money to pay the bills this month. Disadvantage - someone always screaming "Play the Volkswagon song!" at all of your concerts.
Teitur: Red, White, and Blue Balls (00:55)
What does this fine country of ours need most? A new President? Cheaper oil? Stronger economy? How about just a reacharound?
Teitur: Lassen's Crew (00:30)
Teitur doesn't like to name drop, but he's got international artists like Ane Brun and Tobias Froberg on speed dial.
Teitur: Euro-Bama (00:55)
Good news Barack - Europe has decided to support you, which should really help you in November with its zero electoral college votes.
Teitur: Touring Machine (00:25)
250 shows a YEAR??? For 3 straight years?? Geez, Lindsay Lohan's had more days sober than Teitur's had days off.
Teitur: Birth Of A Song (00:37)
Songwriting comes from a place deep within, man, a place you just wouldn't understand.
How do you deal with being a little-known, sparsely populated, autonomous Nordic province in the Norwegian Sea? You throw killer dance parties.
Teitur: Indie Rubbish (00:37)
Unbeknownst to Teitur, not only does "indie" mean something else nowadays, so does "giving it to the big man."
Teitur: Major Problems (00:37)
Teitur's dark past included a stint with Universal Records, who were upset with the fact that he wasn't the next Eminem.
Attention all aspiring artists - PLEASE WATCH THIS CLIP before even thinking about blindly signing a major label record deal.
Teitur: The Bottled Water Ruse (1:17)
They've already got you paying for the most abundant, free resource on Earth, so what's next, Bottled Air???
Teitur: No Sleep Till Brooklyn (00:41)
Take it from a man who's lived his whole life on a tiny island - Brooklyn is where it's at.
Teitur: Video Game Shredder (00:49)
Did you ever think we'd see the day where kids fight over who's the better fake guitarist?