The Matches
The Matches
Straight Talk On Gay Rights
Even though he's only hypothetically asking for his hand in marriage, Jon still seems oddly scorned by Matt's swift rejection.
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I'm A Michael Bolton Fan
If Michael Bolton's a guilty pleasure, then Jon doesn't want to be innocent.
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Sicko Over Healthcare
Why, they're just GIVING away healthcare in Europe. You only have to pay shipping and handling. Sickos.
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Human Sponges
What do Tom Jones, Andrew W.K., sportscaster Brent Musburger, and rainbows have in common? Absolutely nothing.
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Empty V
You know what's depressing? The realization that in a few years, we'll be groaning to our kids "Back in my day, MTV played actual music videos."
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Mysaturation
Now that everybody and their mother has their own Myspace Music page, isn't it about time we added a "Gong" feature to the site?
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Magic Is My Religion
Let's see Jesus make the Statue Of Liberty disappear on national TV. Yeah, I didn't think so.
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Batmania
Best thing about being Batman - you fucking rock at everything you do. Worst thing - fighting off constant advances from Dracula.
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This Whole Internet Fad Will Pass
With the industry shifting, what do major labels have to do to stay afloat? I'll give you a hint, it ends in "et their heads out of their asses."
