What do Whitney Houston , Mariah Carey , Cyndi Lauper , and Duran Duran all have in common? Apparently nothing. Find out what the beef is. (1:39)

And all this time, we were wasting our breath getting worked up over the state of our nation. All we had to do was to ask Bush to leave nicely with a "please" and a "thank you". (1:03)

Ryan figured since he could pick anyone to work with, they might as well be talented, fine, and all women! Hello, Beyonce , Regina , and Ella . (00:59)

As long as the make-up sex is good, who cares if she doesn't like your music? (00:22)

It makes you wonder who the heartless lass was that left poor adolescent Ryan Shaw singing this song. (1:20)

Whatever "It" is, Ryan's got it, and he's never been afraid to show it. (00:53)

If white men can't jump, does that mean that black men can't do opera? Au contraire! And you thought you'd never see a black Pavoratti . (00:37)

Free healthcare? Free prescriptions? This is either definitely not America, or it is the Twilight Zone. (2:02)

People want to move to Canada. And it must be serious if the black people want to jump on the white people's list of places to go. (1:09)

Why? Well, because that sounds a lot better than 'Biblical Inspector Gadget'. (00:41)