These New Puritans would like to turn Southend into the equivalent of a Medieval circus. And of course, everybody loves a circus! (00:18)

These New Puritans like going green, but it just clashes sometimes -- with their budget.

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Apparently, rockers like to multi-task, and it's really hard to do that while you're on tour.

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Noun 1. a small rectangular piece of wood or plastic marked by dots (used by old men to play games on park benches) 2. a schizophrenic excuse for a movie staring Kiera Knightly 3. a independent music label closely related to the chameleon family (00:20)

That place is so much fun! Eating with your hands, cheering for your favorite knight...oh wait, wrong Medieval Times. (00:15)

Okay, so there may still be a lot of smoke, lights, and mirrors, but there are no top hats and capes. Well, not unless they're going to a Dickens themed costume party.

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Jack is living by the 'You'll never know unless you try' theory on the road to discovering superpowers. (00:13)

It's fun imagining the lives of famous people, but how about the amalgamation of three? This is the weirdest/freakiest combo I've ever heard. (00:21)

This makes reference to either a highly controversial principle or some highly questionable taste in interior design. But you'll have to listen to 'Swords of Truth' to figure out which.

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***Uncensored SXSW Moments***
Drive, eat, bring your own keyboard and invite your dog. We hear the hot dogs are amazing in Austin. (00:21)