Hey, Bush! "My dog ate my homework" isn't going to fly anymore. (00:54)

Having Bush as president is like wearing acid wash denim; It makes everything look bad, including the denim. (00:56)

What censorship? We Are Standard feels at total liberty to criticize religion and politics (especially American politics). (00:36)

Show Deu that dotted line. As long as you're not a politician, he's willing to do a song and dance for you. Or maybe just a song... (00:47)

Heat, sweat, fights, nudity - it's a jungle out there. Oh wait, it's actually a We Are Standard show. (1:03)

Deu talks about how the guys started their musical careers out 'On the Floor' . (00:29)

When you're dying in the street, an ambulance would be nice, but I suppose hand holding could come as a close second in terms of remedies. (00:26)

Either you're selling records or you're not. There are no shades of gray for Deu. (00:35)

You KNOW that Hammer must've been thinking the same thing at some point. Live and learn people. (00:28)

Maybe Eddie Murphy was singing about the type of girl that would want to be at a We Are Standard show. (00:44)