The Republic Tigers
The Republic Tigers
Length Issues
Sorry boys, Clear Channel isn't interested in your 8 and a half minute magnum opus. But cut that shit down to 2:40 and now we're talking.
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Friends Of The Republic
We've heard of late night chilling with other artists, but full band sleepovers??? I smell an indie pillow fight.
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Adam's Discerning Wife
It's tough dating someone who abhors your art, but marrying a gal who only sometimes hates your music, that's probably ok.
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Plagiarism? I Don't See No Plagiarism!
Too bad Ray Charles was blind and not deaf, or else he never would have known you had ripped off his song when you were 7.
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Green Is The New Black
Don't you just hate it when an important, potentially planet saving social movement becomes trendy? Ugh!
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Home Schoolhouse Rock
Homeschooling - producing the world's politest assholes since 1869.
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Death Cab For Indie
Calling Death Cab For Cutie "indie" is kind of like how you still call Muhammad Ali "champ" when you see him.
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Indie Is Such A Slut
Unlike it's prudish cousin indie film, indie rock spreads her legs for just about anyone.
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Radiohead-heads
It's no longer lame to name Radiohead as your major influence, citing the "it's so lame that it's now become cool" principle. Bon Jovi still does not apply, though.
