Is asking to be a cat with nine lives kinda like wishing for more wishes with a genie? No one's really said it, but it's implicitly against the rules? (00:35)

Hmm...some may find these choices highly questionable, but to each his hairy own. (00:25)

Bush may have failed us as a leader, but he is a killer limbo champ; there is no end to how low he can go. (00:25)

sOuth discuss their personal highlights off the latest album 'You Are Here.' (1:03)

Joel’s super ability as a dynamic dozer might require some septal surgery to limit his super snore. (00:31)

Form an alliance with a brand and an ad company, and you may win at this game. (00:27)

Americans need to fully embrace the word cunt, and while we are at it let’s embrace beaver and muff. (00:30)

Mumble mumble mumble. VOTE GREEN. (00:30)

Both The Brian Jacket Letdown and Margot & The Nuclear So and So's are in South's circle of brilliance. (00:25)

Foam showers, scantily clad girls, and guys in pink knickers are what make South shows all the more worthwhile. (00:45)