Hard to believe, but George Bush's approval rating globally hasn't reached the same heights (24%) it has here nationally.

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Signs you might be in a gay bar: The bartender is wearing leather suspenders. And nothing else. (00:27)

Admitting that you can't remember any of the lyrics to your first album (while holding a beer in your hand, by the way) might be a problem. Especially when you're only on your 3rd album. (00:23)

Wanna sell records in the UK? Just call yourself indie.

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Free crappy healthcare is still better than no healthcare at all. But make sure to schedule your bunion appointments way ahead of time, though.

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We don't like to instigate fights here on UI, but if The Wombats are reading this, Oh snap! You gonna take that? (00:18)

If you still think creativity is a top priority for major labels, well I have just one thing to say then: Daughtry.

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"Going right down the fuck-hole" has replaced "getting shit-canned" as our new favorite term for failure.

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If Ted Kaczynski didn't drive the point home enough for you, DON'T FUCKING GO TO MONTANA. (00:25)

Ignorance is the 2nd easiest way to control a large group of people. The easiest way? Tear gas.

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