Sons and Daughters
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Fucking Disgrace
Hard to believe, but George Bush's approval rating globally hasn't reached the same heights (24%) it has here nationally.
(00:31)Flaming Cock Tales
Signs you might be in a gay bar: The bartender is wearing leather suspenders. And nothing else. (00:27)
Hazy Memory
Admitting that you can't remember any of the lyrics to your first album (while holding a beer in your hand, by the way) might be a problem. Especially when you're only on your 3rd album. (00:23)
Socialized Medicine
Free crappy healthcare is still better than no healthcare at all. But make sure to schedule your bunion appointments way ahead of time, though.
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Wombat Brawl
We don't like to instigate fights here on UI, but if The Wombats are reading this, Oh snap! You gonna take that? (00:18)
Creativity Don't Come Round Here No Mo
If you still think creativity is a top priority for major labels, well I have just one thing to say then: Daughtry.
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Major Problems
"Going right down the fuck-hole" has replaced "getting shit-canned" as our new favorite term for failure.
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Montana
If Ted Kaczynski didn't drive the point home enough for you, DON'T FUCKING GO TO MONTANA. (00:25)
Disillusionment and Ignorance
Ignorance is the 2nd easiest way to control a large group of people. The easiest way? Tear gas.
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