Hey fans! Stop trying to be hard. There's nothing a band likes more than the unabashed fan who will sing along and dance to their music. (00:20)

It's amazing how just some new clothes can give you a fresh perspective on things. (00:22)

I guess everyone is making porn nowadays. All you need is a good cowboy hat and a blowjob. (00:19)

It's not the plague, but when you put it that way, indie doesn't sound so great. (00:27)

A hundred years from now, we'll all be dead. But Wolfkin will always have their music. (00:22)

Eating, breathing, sleeping, masturbating.... You know -- the basics. (00:16)

Nobody listens in the music biz you say? Well, stupider things have happened in this industry. (00:26)

A hell of a lot apparently. Try and make sense of this one. (00:22)

Thomas, if you're out there...this one's for you. Wolfkin's got your back. (00:52)

Finally, a pick-up technique that works. Maybe... (00:38)