Celebrities have to look good 24/7 - even when they're starring in your very own imagined porno flick. (00:34)

The Black Ghosts admire Feist among their musical peers, and apparently, 1991-era New Kids On The Block as their fashion peers. (00:45)

It doesn't take much to turn your own music into an epic, sweeping symphonic-type production - just find someone else to do it for you. (00:52)

Long gone are the days when artists would lazily write jingles and crappy soundtrack songs while stoned off their asses in a kiddie pool. (00:34)

You got a problem with your favorite artist selling his tunes to commercials? Are you gonna put food on his table then?

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The fact that Theo's godfather was a semi-famous Horror Film Director didn't stop him from being "a real little fucker" in high school. (00:59)

This might very well be the first instance since 1987 where a band has referred to the meshing of their musical styles as "like Voltron." (00:59)

You don't necessarily need a guitar in your band to qualify as "indie," just ask The Black Ghosts. (00:34)

As filthy as the title sounds, "Reaching Down Under" refers to expanding your musical reach to Australia, and has nothing to do with grundles or testicles, you pervert! (00:48)

Sure there's plenty of crappy music out there, but every so often you'll find a golden nugget in the shit that you can embrace. Well, you might wanna wash that thing off first actually. (00:25)