What is Melankton? No, not the crap that sticks to the bottom of your fish tank. Why would anyone name their album after that? (00:37)

What is it about a 70 year old man with thick Scottish brogue eating French Fries that drives young women wild? (00:39)

No matter what Metallica says, file sharing over the internet is still a very gray area. Just ask the artists without the diamond encrusted solid gold swimming pools. (00:45)

Little Green Bird, so pretty and... HEY! CAN YOU KEEP THE FUCKING MUSIC DOWN OUT THERE??? (00:29)

The next time a vegan comes up to you and tells you that eating a burger is bad for the environment, show 'em this clip and laugh maniacally.

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Hey Kate, since you haven't seen the last few episodes of Lost, allow me to spoil things for you - that creepy guy said a bunch of cryptic stuff to the survivors, and then something weird happened that they never explained. (00:28)

Remember when Halloween costumes were supposed to be scary? What's so spooky about an Asian woman?

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Despite being hijacked by labels and used as a blanket classification term, Kate still believes indie means something special. (00:58)

Sure, you'd never wanna shake hands with the devil, but doing some of your dirty work for you? Yeah, he could help with that. (00:36)

If two 16-year old females meet a German stranger in a Berlin bar who invites them to his flat to stay the night, keys in hand, there's a 99% chance the story WILL NOT end well. This is the 1%. (2:10)