Oh, to be a bug on the proverbial windshield of the Bush Administration. Your fate is to inevitably go SPLAT! (00:50)

Was it really that long ago? The grunge, the gangster rap, the diapers?? (00:38)

If papercranes were a sports team, I'd imagine that they'd feel like the Clippers do in Lakers-frenzied town. (00:44)

Everyone is good for something - even the people that don't like your music. Who better to fuck and run? No questions asked. (00:17)

If you don't cause trouble, you won't be whipped. If you're really good, you may be let out to pee. Prison? Oh no. Welcome to a recording session with papercranes. (00:37)

This is a 'Purple Haze' reference if ever I heard one. (00:43)

papercranes say forget indie. They're major... major bad-ass that is! (00:33)

You don't want to be taken advantage of. You don't want to hurt anymore!! And we thought all those musicians were talking about old lovers... (00:27)

Darwin would be down with this theory where only the best prevail: Survival of the Artist. (00:45)

Food, water, sleep...only for the weak. Those are all luxuries when it comes to recording an album. (00:33)