Aside from being some pretty fine musicians, Ungdomskulen are also obsessed with food, although we're a little weary of their four courses in one rice-cheese-broccoli-cake stew. (00:48)

Face it, whether you're from Norway or Nebraska, as long as you live in the Western Hemisphere, odds are your main concern is your own well being. So essentially, fuck the East. (1:01)

No, not Kashi, the deliciously healthy whole grain cereal. We're talking about Kasha, the deliciously implanted, pubic hair dying, aging Chino-Swede porn star. (00:41)

For anyone who can understand Norwegian, the opinions expressed here are not those of Uncensored Interview, nor do we wish your mother to do THAT with a member of the equine family. (00:23)

Sometimes "cunt" just isn't the right term for a person who likes the smell of their own shit. (00:47)

Want a new way to diss that tight jeans wearing, PBR guzzling tool hanging out in the corner of the Williamsburg Music Hall? Tell him he's "too indie." (00:21)

Why ass kicking is nice, nut kicking is mean, and one is a metaphor for the other. (00:26)

Reason #256 why we love Norway - the word for "junior high" is also slang for "Go fuck your uncle." (00:36)

... I'm speechless. (00:27)

Dissing someone else's clown shoes doesn't have the same sting when you yourself are wearing something out of Barbie's closet.

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