Man, wait until they see the rest of Texas... (00:48)

Americans may not be as hard to win over as is rumored. Sure, there are some jerks out there, but if there's anything to learn about life, it's that that there are jerks everywhere. (00:35)

Will your girl throw down against, like, twenty dudes for you? No? Well, then you have to ask yourself -- does she really love you?

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It's quite unfortunate, but sometimes, you're just not welcome. (00:34)

Nobody could've guessed that a catch phrase from a comedy sketch would come to represent such a sad reality in global protest. (00:57)

Other places people can go when they don't belong: 1. The Island of Misfit Toys 2. Shrek's Swamp 3. A Nudist Colony (00:22)

In the days predating sewage and plumbing, the crap may have lined the streets, but they certainly did not line your shelves of music. (00:24)

Music that is most often found in Time Life retrospectives and Crystal Light commercials has found its way into the playists of Working For A Nuclear Free City. (00:32)

So the pod seems to be Manchester and the other pea... Well, regardless the band would like to be some other vegetable. (00:30)

It's best to leave yourself a trail of breadcrumbs to prevent from getting lost in the vast world of MySpace. (00:28)