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Politics? Bollocks!
Young people in England don't seem to give a shit about politics, and really, why should they? It's not like you can vote for the king.
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London Bombings
Lightspeed was right next to where 2 of the bombs went off in the London tube, and even HE was shocked by the images broadcast by the news.
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That Sh*t Don't Fly In The UK
England can have their topless, smoking hot 18 year old Page 3 girls, but we've got something they'll never have - cuss words on CD labels. Wait... fuck that, let's trade.
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London Calling
Hey London, lower your musical expectations. The world doesn't revolve around you. It revolves around the sun, and since it's too hot to play there, nobody gets special treatment.
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Now You're Just Name Dropping
Ok ok we get it Lightspeed, YOU KNOW PEOPLE.
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6 Degrees of Lightspeed Champion
Geez Lightspeed, you've really been around the block, haven't you?
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Ashlee's Got Some Set Of Nostrils
Damn Ashlee Simpson, why'd you have to go and fix that giant beak of yours? You were perfect(ly annoying) just the way you were.
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Spider-Dev
Remember when you were 6 and all you wanted to do was wear your Spider-Man costume morning, noon, and night? Yeah that was cute. WHEN YOU WERE 6.
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It Ain't Easy Being Green
Sometimes you've just got to create the illusion that you're pro-environment. Like that plant in front of Dev? Plastic.
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Couch Potato
I don't know what's scarier - the fact that a show called America's Best Dance Crew exists, or the fact that it's NOT on the CW.