Lightspeed was right next to where 2 of the bombs went off in the London tube, and even HE was shocked by the images broadcast by the news.

(02:36)

England can have their topless, smoking hot 18 year old Page 3 girls, but we've got something they'll never have - cuss words on CD labels. Wait... fuck that, let's trade.

(00:58)

Hey London, lower your musical expectations. The world doesn't revolve around you. It revolves around the sun, and since it's too hot to play there, nobody gets special treatment. (00:55)

Ok ok we get it Lightspeed, YOU KNOW PEOPLE. (01:11)

Geez Lightspeed, you've really been around the block, haven't you? (01:37)

Damn Ashlee Simpson, why'd you have to go and fix that giant beak of yours? You were perfect(ly annoying) just the way you were.

(01:28)

Remember when you were 6 and all you wanted to do was wear your Spider-Man costume morning, noon, and night? Yeah that was cute. WHEN YOU WERE 6.

(00:41)

Sometimes you've just got to create the illusion that you're pro-environment. Like that plant in front of Dev? Plastic.

(01:21)

I don't know what's scarier - the fact that a show called America's Best Dance Crew exists, or the fact that it's NOT on the CW. (00:54)

You can't be indie and be signed to a major label. That's like making a porno where no one takes any clothes off. (00:51)