Grooms
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Off The Record
It's nearly impossible to reproduce the magic that you hear on an album live on stage. Just ask Milli Vanilli.
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No City For Old Tubs
How filthy are New York City bathtubs, you ask? Bums refuse to shit in them. Nuffsed.
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Bush = Fail
Brooklyn hipsters ragging on George Bush. Oh wait, they're from Texas? Shit.
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Responsible Promiscuity
If you're going to fuck a complete stranger, you're not exactly being responsible in the first place, no?
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Only The Finest Tacos Will Do
Gabby is forever in search of a .99 cent burrito that won't give him explosive diarrhea. And really, who isn't?
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Poppin' a Cherry In The Bathtub
You've heard of MTV's Unplugged? Say hello to Untubbed. Who needs instruments (or a shirt, for that matter)?
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Model Behavior
Project Runway? American's Next Top Model? Guys, you're on the verge of losing your indie-hipster cred.
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Em On The Gangsta Tip
Emily's a hardcore gangsta rapper trapped in a small white girl from Oklahoma's body.
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Love That Rock Of Love
Here's a little known fact: The working title for Rock Of Love was "Bret Michaels Bangs Strippers."
