Alberta Cross
Alberta Cross: Wordsmith (00:39)
Not only do musicians make up songs and lyrics, they make up words too! Genius.
Without the proper heels, your boots are made more for slipping and falling than anything else. It's a hard lesson to learn over and over again.
Stephen Hawking and swearing have never been so amusing. Thanks Commodore 64!
Once you're defiled by the bizarro Dolly Parton on the streets of New York, the trauma stays with you forever. Just ask Terry.
You really never appreciate the small liberties such as honking or urinating in public until they're gone.
Alberta Cross: Killing The Vibe (00:27)
Change sucks, especially when it's to the detriment of good music.
It must be true what they say about relationships. When you find a good thing, you've gotta hold onto it and never let go.
Alberta Cross thinks it's nice when people can share. Seems like New Yorkers are pretty damn friendly after all.
Arnold and Sly have nothing on Will Oldham, fit musician extraordinaire.
If you're a really big dude, well, then you probably shouldn't do it. Way to be sensible, Alberta Cross.
Our money can't buy us shit anymore, but there are still some things America can do bigger, better, and flashier.
Oh, hell yeah! Alberta Cross knows that nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Alberta Cross: Room With A View (00:43)
A venue that makes you look like Max Headroom or something out of the Legend of Sleepy Hollow. It's either really awkward or really badass.
Alberta Cross: Back to Black (00:44)
Alberta Cross loves their snap, crackle, and pop. Not the Rice Krispies kind. They talk about their first love -- vinyl.
Alberta Cross: Like Superman Did (00:19)
Sure, you can use your powers to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. But wouldn't you rather just pick up women?