Alberta Cross
Alberta Cross
He's No Nancy Sinatra
Without the proper heels, your boots are made more for slipping and falling than anything else. It's a hard lesson to learn over and over again.
Alberta Cross
Killing The Vibe
Change sucks, especially when it's to the detriment of good music.
Alberta Cross
Violated In Public
Once you're defiled by the bizarro Dolly Parton on the streets of New York, the trauma stays with you forever. Just ask Terry.
Alberta Cross
What's Mine Is Yours
Alberta Cross thinks it's nice when people can share. Seems like New Yorkers are pretty damn friendly after all.
Alberta Cross
When You Find A Good Thing
It must be true what they say about relationships. When you find a good thing, you've gotta hold onto it and never let go.
Alberta Cross
The Crazy Things Kids Say
Stephen Hawking and swearing have never been so amusing. Thanks Commodore 64!
Alberta Cross
The Joys Of The Cassette Tape
If you've never had a cassette tape and a walkman, you will never know how freakin amazing this is...
Alberta Cross
Back to Black
Alberta Cross loves their snap, crackle, and pop. Not the Rice Krispies kind. They talk about their first love -- vinyl.
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Crowd Surfing Etiquette
If you're a really big dude, well, then you probably shouldn't do it. Way to be sensible, Alberta Cross.
