Doug Levitt
Doug Levitt
What, No Myrrh?
Both Jesus and musicians agree: Frankincense - don't leave home without it.
Doug Levitt
On The Borderline
If Immigration boards your bus and asks you if you're an American, the correct answer is not "Si."
Doug Levitt
On the Road Again
Contrary to what you may have heard, Doug doesn't just ride around America on Greyhound because he likes their SuperSaver fares.
Doug Levitt
Having a Bad 84 Months
Maybe it's time we started using reverse psychology on our President - "Sure George, The Iraq War was a GREAT idea!"
Doug Levitt
Da Inna-Net
Wait, what the hell does Police Academy's Steve Guttenberg have to do with the Church?
Doug Levitt
You The Man, David Henry
David Henry is the Obi-Wan to Doug's Anakin Skywalker. Now let's just hope Doug doesn't slay David in a lightsaber duel.
Doug Levitt
Artful Pusher
You can use artist to sell many things - your talents, your personal beliefs, or just Pepsi. Cold, delicious Pepsi. Ahhh!
Doug Levitt
2 Weeks a Year My Ass
Before you sign up for the "2 weeks a year in the Army" plan, make sure you read the fine print. It's right under the words "Iraq - Super Fun Happy Zone."
Doug Levitt
Volunteer For Change
Some artists are all talk when it comes to politics. Not Doug, he's fucking HARDCORE.
