The OaKs
The OaKs
Thong Bike vs. Cooler Scooter
Riding a 3 wheeled bike in a thong = weird. Riding a cooler with wheels and a motor strapped to it = perfectly alright.
The OaKs
Badge Nazis
1 badge and some sweet talk might work to get 2, maybe 3 people tops into a SXSW venue. But 7? Oh no, the badge nazis don't play that shit.
The OaKs
Barter System
I might be going crazy, but did The Oaks just offer to trade their new album for some free food?
The OaKs
SXSW Survival
The Oaks offer some handy SXSW survival tips, like don't be afraid to drop 'bows.
The OaKs
Band-Struck
Standing for 6 hours straight in hot, cramped, alcohol infused downtown Austin to see some of your favorite bands? That's fucking hardcore, Melissa.
The OaKs
A Load of Kabullshit
To an Afghani, the average American is a mysterious white face who knows how to box and save lives in the ocean.
The OaKs
Afghanistan WOW
Most Americans arrogantly think of Afghanistan as a war torn craphole, but it's actually one of the nicest places to visit in Europe :)
The OaKs
Bi-Instrumental
The OaKs laugh at those musicians who have mastered only one instrument. One instrument?? Ha! For shame!
The OaKs
Pass The Blame
All of our country's problems aren't necessarily George Bush's fault. Some are his dad's as well.
