Riding a 3 wheeled bike in a thong = weird. Riding a cooler with wheels and a motor strapped to it = perfectly alright. (00:32)

1 badge and some sweet talk might work to get 2, maybe 3 people tops into a SXSW venue. But 7? Oh no, the badge nazis don't play that shit. (00:29)

I might be going crazy, but did The Oaks just offer to trade their new album for some free food? (00:19)

The Oaks offer some handy SXSW survival tips, like don't be afraid to drop 'bows. (00:14)

Standing for 6 hours straight in hot, cramped, alcohol infused downtown Austin to see some of your favorite bands? That's fucking hardcore, Melissa. (00:38)

To an Afghani, the average American is a mysterious white face who knows how to box and save lives in the ocean. (00:51)

Most Americans arrogantly think of Afghanistan as a war torn craphole, but it's actually one of the nicest places to visit in Europe :) (00:47)

The OaKs laugh at those musicians who have mastered only one instrument. One instrument?? Ha! For shame! (00:39)

All of our country's problems aren't necessarily George Bush's fault. Some are his dad's as well. (1:00)

You know you're destined for one-hit wonder status when your biggest song is just you humming. (00:21)