While Allison was puffing away with the magic dragon, little Catherine was twirling around and wondering where all the flowers had gone. (00:43)

Allison was seeing red and white at the Bowery, during her most inspiring concert experience. (00:36)

We really should ignore distressed, wealthy and famous figures, unless they are smoking crack or flashing their bare crotches exiting a limousine. (1:11)

New York is the only city where a bathroom with a sink and a bed on stilts can be considered pretty luxurious. (00:41)

The Pierces salute the 70's inspired, east village talent. (00:55)

It’s scary that the newest generation may not recognize the group shot of ‘Sgt. Peppers,’ the denim crotch of ‘Sticky Fingers,’ or the creepy naked kids of ‘Houses Of The Holy.’ (00:49)

The Pierces were psyched, thanks to their Gossip Girl appearance, that they could pack a venue with truly devoted fans. (00:38)

The Mercury Lounge is The Pierces swingin’ hot spot in NYC. (00:34)

John Hughes’ tale of neglect and borderline child abuse mixed with slapstick violence seems to be a harmless choice for an inappropriate date. (00:54)

We know that it was a joke when Allison said 'strip,' but we are uncensored, and it would make for a killer segment here. (00:41)