The Color Fred
The Color Fred
Ode To My Junior High Crush
Fred's pal may have landed his 7th grade crush, but who's laughing now, asshole?
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The Radio Still Sucks (In the U.S., at least)
Why is the radio so much better in England than HERE IN the U.S.? Because we're too busy inventing silly things like, you know, THE INTERNET, and DENTAL CARE.
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Flabbergasted, I Tell You!
8 years ago, the cruelest, most drawn-out practical joke in history was started.
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Musical Cheers
Rex's in West Chester, PA - it's like Cheers with great music, minus the wacky drunken mailman and the psychiatrist with a severe drinking problem.
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Selling Out To Better the Earth
Not all artists use their residual money to buy cocaine. Some use it to make the world a better place (and the rest on cocaine).
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Austin Rock City
If the South secedes again, we'll trade you Boston for Austin. You get the Red Sox and the Patriots, we get South By Southwest? Whaddaya say, the South?
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George Michael Rocks (public restrooms)
You can't keep Fred from rockin' out to some George Michael, and you can't keep George Michael from cockin' out in some public bathroom.
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Vegan Cheesesteak
Vegan Cheesesteak? That sounds almost as crazy as a meat salad, with roast beef instead of lettuce, and meatballs for tomatoes. Mmmm... meat salad...
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The Color Free
Fred knows the secret to attracting new fans - Hey kids look, free album!
