Oh yeah, well in America you can visit the home of Ernest Hemingway, which is ruled by its own mutant strand of cats! (1:10)

President Bush is the new Lord Voldemort. (1:38)

Let me save you the trouble I just had trying to figure out where in Central Park this mountain is. He's talking about a city in Norway. (I guess the funicular reference should have tipped me off) (00:45)

Amazing. Is there nothing we can throw at Sondre that he won't find a way to work Peggy Lee into? (1:35)

Sex sells, but violent sex sells better. At least here in America.

(00:55)

The more times you say COCKSUCKER, the happier we are. FYI, you can also say snatch, gash, beef curtains, muff, axe wound, pussy or any other nasty names you can think of for the female reproductive system. (00:41)

Sondre can eat my cookie any day.

(1:10)

Don't cry for The Strokes, they're still huge in Williamsburg. (00:45)

Sondre Lerche loves the 80's--but not the quite in the same way that VH1 loves them. (00:35)

Dreams can come true. At least they can if you're a dreamy and gifted Norwegian rockstar.

(00:42)