Leave it to the cops to bring down flying people. (00:32)

I'm sure the people love you, but don't discount the alluring power of the Hershey's factory. (00:24)

If The Fight For Santa Poco is what the people want, The Fight For Santa Poco is what they'll get. That's just the kind of band Signal is. (00:35)

How do you surpass the shame of admitting to loving the Goo Goo Dolls? Admit to loving the dude from O-Town, that's how. (00:25)

Get a good recording and everything will be really good. It's truly such a simple mantra. (00:36)

Watching these guys stand in a line taking turns sharing their musical influences is nothing short of adorable. (00:29)

If you can't afford healthcare, the best thing you can do is drink enough whiskey to pickle your organs. When you're rich and famous you can get them defrosted or something. (00:30)

If you steal from starving artists and you get caught in Mark's line of fire the next time he's had 30 drinks and is running naked through a parking lot peeing, that's called karma, motherfucker. (00:22)

Booking agents, get em while you can. (00:31)

You know what kicks fucking ass about NASCAR? How about everything? (00:21)